Executive Assistant – Project Manager – Kick Sss Problem Solver

Hey are you adept at spinning priorities instead of plates?
Are you comfortable telling people where to go how to get there and when to come back
Are you purpose driven and compelled to complete you whole Task List Every day?
Are you an executioner – You know how to get things done and kill it every day?
I want to talk to you. I am looking for someone to work on our team in the male dominated construction industry Guys and Gals should both apply. But we aren’t looking for snowflakes here. You have to have a drive to strive for the best and you have to be prepared to show up everyday.
I’m looking for FAT people – people who are Flexible Available Tenacious. And someone who knows how why and when to put lipstick on a pig.
From us you can expect a good wage fair benefits and that we give what we get. When you are Flexible – Available – Tenacious you’ll find we are Generous Gregarious and Great to be around. When you are Lazy Obstinate Ungreatful Sloppy and Yappy you’ll find that we are DONE.
If you are still reading you definitely should apply. Cause this ad is crazy so you might be our kind of crazy.
Minimum 3 years project management experience
Minimum 3 years dealing with difficult situations and difficult people and helping them all sing Kumbyah!
Lastly and this is not a joke – You have to be able to do all that and put a professional face on it.